Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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video, l, .


Why is this not taught universally.

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school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay

don’t get me started, love.

i’ve had too much to drink.

i honestly understand why people kill themselves

wouldn’t it be great if people fucking TALKED

The term “superwholock” still makes me very angry and embarrassed for the individual who said it

i just applied for the disney college program.

they liked my application and i took their psychological online interview, but i guess i botched it because i was too honest?

that bums me out though because that means there are right and wrong answers for the psychological portion of the application. i think those questions need to be taken with more leniency than an option just being “right” or “wrong.”

it’s just another reminder that i should not ever get my hopes up.

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cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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“I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.”

~ Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via draculahs)

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you will remember me for centuries